What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:24

Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!